The worst puns in the world? 12 painful puns. It dozen get any worse.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• Know how Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra ...
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
• Energiser Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I've never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
• They told me I had Type A  blood, but it was a Type O.

Benny Hill would blush.

Coming to a Christmas cracker soon....

Baby names parents did not think through.....

Without descending into "Carry On"/Austin Powers territory, here are a few real names that parents should have thought through before it was too late ....

Lee King
Wayne King
Wayne Kerr
Bob Down
Neil Down
Iva Biggins (I don't believe the last one)

I could go on, but I'm sure there are better sites out there with better dick jokes.