- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- Know how Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra ...
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
- Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
- Energiser Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I've never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
- They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
The worst puns in the world? 12 painful puns. It dozen get any worse.
Benny Hill would blush.
Coming to a Christmas cracker soon....