Add a word, ruin a movie

Saw this on Twitter. This is contagious. Here are mine. Apologies for Melbourne locales in some:

• "Last Tango in Paris Hilton"
• "La Dolce Vita Brits"
• "Pirates of the Caribbean Market"
• "The African Drag Queen"
• "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Boots"
• "Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert Trolley"
• "Raging Turnbull"
• "Night of the Tab Hunter"
• "Schindler's Shopping List"
• "The Deer Park Hunter"
• "Blade Runner Bean"
• "Jurassic Noble Park"
• "An American in Paris Hilton"
• "From Russia, with Courtney Love"
• "Goldfinger Buns"
• "Thunderball Sac"

These are credited to Luke Buckmaster:

"Dog Day Afternoon Tea", "The Life of Meat Pi", "Whatever Happened to Baby Bob Jane?", "Lawn Bowling for Columbine", "His Girl TGI Friday"

What I have learnt from Twitter

After having a Twitter account for a week, here are my findings:

• You CAN get enough of Stephen Fry.
• "Eat a bag of dicks" is a valid reply to someone you disagree with.
• It's not just me who should get a life.
• The secret pleasure in Unfollowing a celebrity.
• There is often more twats than tweets.
• You can be just as mundane on Facebook, but with less characters.
• It's addictive if you stalk follow the right people.
• Being a sycophant fan can be fun.
• Second screening spoils a good mini-series on the box #crapattentionspan.
• Being favorited to me means someone you admire has bothered to read your tweet.
• Be quick to reply, snappy one-liners/ pop culture references mandatory.

My crap formula:

T = (SP)+(rt)+v

where T=Twitter, SP=self-promotion, r=rant, t=trivia, v=voyeurism