- Eaten more cheese
- Wine o'clock
- Showered less
- Weekly shave
- Grumbled just as much
- Read more
- Used garden hammock more
- Downloaded more
- Started using Twitter, Facebook
- Asked "What's for tea?" more
- Taken longer to do the housework
- Visited my father more often
- Bought a dog
- Exercised more, not just taking pup for walks
- Started this blog
Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts
Saturday, 14 September 2013
Things I have done since I've retired...
Friday, 6 September 2013
The pain of being a crap blogger
You're about to go to sleep.... when you think of a great idea for a blog post.
Movies with exclamation marks in their title - it's a dead giveaway - they're either horror/exploitation movies (countless drive-in fodder), trying too hard ("What A Way To Go!), a pisstake ("The Informant!", "Airplane!", "Mars Attacks!") or a musical "Oliver!", "Moulin Rouge!", "Oklahoma!", "Mamma Mia!"). Well, that was my great (original?) idea. Sounds good at 11:30 at night.
Then I google the punctuated movie titles.
Crap ... stacks of posts already, better written and researched than the above.
FAIL.
But my theory stands.
Movies with exclamation marks in their title - it's a dead giveaway - they're either horror/exploitation movies (countless drive-in fodder), trying too hard ("What A Way To Go!), a pisstake ("The Informant!", "Airplane!", "Mars Attacks!") or a musical "Oliver!", "Moulin Rouge!", "Oklahoma!", "Mamma Mia!"). Well, that was my great (original?) idea. Sounds good at 11:30 at night.
Then I google the punctuated movie titles.
Crap ... stacks of posts already, better written and researched than the above.
FAIL.
But my theory stands.
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