To maximise the force of the axe hitting wood, before impact, yell out the name of your ex-boss, or one of your duplicitous work colleagues (gory visualisation optional). This pile of split wood is testament to the effectiveness of the method.
NB Split wood from the edge, not the core, if the wood is too hefty.
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