The worst puns in the world? 12 painful puns. It dozen get any worse.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• Know how Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra ...
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
• Energiser Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I've never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
• They told me I had Type A  blood, but it was a Type O.

Benny Hill would blush.

Coming to a Christmas cracker soon....