Too many white wines .... or is it a senior's moment? Confessions of a 57 year old.

You know you're getting older when ....

• Ever looked around for your reading glasses when you are wearing them?
• Thinking the two birds from "Rosemary and Thyme" look rather attractive.
• When channel surfing, stopping at the home shopping channels.
• Indulging in the 3:00 p.m. nanny nap.
• Reading half a chapter before realising you've read this novel a few years ago.
• Entering a room, then wondering what you went in there for.
• Watching a repeat of "New Tricks".
• Getting out of bed with aching feet.
• Letting out the involuntary "Errr!" helps you with bending, putting on socks/underwear.
• You emit bum burps when doing your daily floor exercises.
• Watching "Midsomer Murders" on ABC in the afternoon.
• Victor Meldrew in "One Foot in the Grave" is your role model.