A blog by a self-opinionated tosser from Melbourne, Australia. Now retired, he has too much time on his hands and needs to get a life. He will bore you rigid with his views, biases, recollections and travel tips. He reviews novels, TV shows and movies, making lists and crapping on about pop culture. You have been warned. Feedback encouraged.
Friday, 24 August 2018
How to get the best deal from your energy provider
1. Find a comparison website (e.g. run by the government like Victoria's Energy Compare) https://compare.switchon.vic.gov.au
Try another comparison site, for a 'second opinion' (e.g. Canstar).
2. Find the cheapest provider. Check other discounts for Direct Debit payment, Percentage off Usage and/or Supply Charges. No exit fees? No credit card surcharge? Electricity/Gas Combo Deal?
3. The new provider will do the rest.
4. You may get a better counter offer in the mail from your old provider (see below). Previously my old provider's best discount was 35% off electricity usage and 20% off gas usage. The "jumping ship" offer to stay was 46% off and 35% off respectively!
They even sent me a letter addressed to my new provider to facilitate the cancellation of the new contract.
5. Final decision
I am staying with the new deal (Globird Energy) as it has no exit fees. It must be a good deal if the old provider can offer such an attractive counter deal. Be prepared to swap again if you are not satisfied.
Labels:
Australia,
Canstar,
compare energy,
comparison,
electricity,
energy deals,
gas,
Victoria
Sunday, 12 August 2018
"The Secret History of Las Vegas" by Chris Abani - review
Conjoined twins, serial killing, secret psychological testing, Las Vegas's outcasts ("the Downwinders" - those affected by decades of atomic testing in and under the Nevada desert), the life of an exotic prostitute (Asia), life in 1980's Soweto, the torturing and death carried out by secret police in Apartheid South Africa and an ongoing murder investigation - this novel covers a lot of ground in its 317 pages.
The characters are complicated and contradictory: Dr Sunil Singh, a South African psychologist with a dark past (no pun intended), now working in Las Vegas on a secret and highly unethical project for the military and world-weary but dogged detective Salazar who is investigating the murders of Las Vegas's homeless. All these elements are intricately linked in this strange, haunting book.
The chapters describing the sideshow in the middle of the desert (The Carnival of Lost Souls) could have been expanded. The chapters containing Sunil's back story in South Africa were harrowing but essential to understand why he is being hunted by the mysterious, Eskia.
If you are looking for the usual serial killer thriller, this is not it.
The characters are complicated and contradictory: Dr Sunil Singh, a South African psychologist with a dark past (no pun intended), now working in Las Vegas on a secret and highly unethical project for the military and world-weary but dogged detective Salazar who is investigating the murders of Las Vegas's homeless. All these elements are intricately linked in this strange, haunting book.
The chapters describing the sideshow in the middle of the desert (The Carnival of Lost Souls) could have been expanded. The chapters containing Sunil's back story in South Africa were harrowing but essential to understand why he is being hunted by the mysterious, Eskia.
If you are looking for the usual serial killer thriller, this is not it.
Labels:
Chris Abani,
Downwinders,
Las Vegas,
novel,
Thriller
Thursday, 9 August 2018
The Best Coastal Walks in Sydney - from Manly or Watsons Bay
If you have done the Bondi to Coogee Coastal Walk, here are three lesser known walks.
1. Manly - North Head National Park
Start at South Manly, continue past Shelly Beach onto North Head trail. Proceed through old artillery stations, barracks to North Fort and Fairfax Lookouts (views to South Head and Sydney Harbour and skyline). Trail loops back via boardwalks to Manly. Total return distance from Manly is 5 - 7 km, depending on the trail you choose and side trips to tour fort and artillery stations.
2. Watson's Bay - The Gap - South Head
Take the ferry from Circular Quay to Watsons Bay (via Rose Bay). Try to ignore delicious smells from Doyle's fish and chips on Watsons Bay ferry wharf.
The Gap is 700 metres west from wharf). If travelling June - September, bring binoculars for whale watching. Follow tourist boats below.
South Head National Park walk is as spectacular as North Head but shorter distance. Follow signs from Watson's Bay ferry wharf. Walk past sheltered Camp Cove and Lady Bay (nudist beach) to get to 470 metre South Head loop. Great place for a picnic on rocks near Hornby lighthouse (bins provided before loop starts).
3. Manly - Freshwater Beach
Walk north, the length of Manly Beach to Queenscliff Beach, cross bridge, climb up, through suburban streets to Freshwater Beach (better surf than Manly).
1. Manly - North Head National Park
Start at South Manly, continue past Shelly Beach onto North Head trail. Proceed through old artillery stations, barracks to North Fort and Fairfax Lookouts (views to South Head and Sydney Harbour and skyline). Trail loops back via boardwalks to Manly. Total return distance from Manly is 5 - 7 km, depending on the trail you choose and side trips to tour fort and artillery stations.
2. Watson's Bay - The Gap - South Head
Take the ferry from Circular Quay to Watsons Bay (via Rose Bay). Try to ignore delicious smells from Doyle's fish and chips on Watsons Bay ferry wharf.
The Gap is 700 metres west from wharf). If travelling June - September, bring binoculars for whale watching. Follow tourist boats below.
South Head National Park walk is as spectacular as North Head but shorter distance. Follow signs from Watson's Bay ferry wharf. Walk past sheltered Camp Cove and Lady Bay (nudist beach) to get to 470 metre South Head loop. Great place for a picnic on rocks near Hornby lighthouse (bins provided before loop starts).
3. Manly - Freshwater Beach
Walk north, the length of Manly Beach to Queenscliff Beach, cross bridge, climb up, through suburban streets to Freshwater Beach (better surf than Manly).
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| Sydney public ferries are cheaper than private operators. All leave from Circular Quay |
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| View looking back to Manly and Freshwater Beaches (from North Head trail) |
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| North Head - views of Sydney skyline |
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| Free maps of North Head available in boxes along the trail |
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| South Head and historic Hornby Lighthouse |
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| Freshwater Beach |
Labels:
Camp Cove,
Doyle's Restaurant,
ferry,
Freshwater Beach,
Lady Bay nudist beach,
Manly,
North Head,
South Head,
Sydney,
Watsons Bay,
whale watching
Wednesday, 8 August 2018
Which is the best Sofitel in Sydney? Sofitel Wentworth vs Sofitel Darling Harbour
Sofitel Darling Harbour was opened late in 2017. The Wentworth was opened late 1966. It is basically style over substance with these two Sofitels.
Although the new Sofitel is architecturally impressive, Sofitel Wentworth is the classier establishment - better service, food/beverage and location.
Sofitel Darling Harbour
PROS
Although the new Sofitel is architecturally impressive, Sofitel Wentworth is the classier establishment - better service, food/beverage and location.
Sofitel Darling Harbour
PROS
- 35 storeys (although floor 13 and 14 left out)
- 50 metres from the Light Rail stop (Convention Centre)
- 5 minute walk to public ferry terminal (Pyrmont)
- Infinity pool with views over Darling Harbour
CONS
- If your room faces north or east (meaning the view rooms, at an extra cost), it is very hot. We stayed in winter, also. The air conditioning temperature is set too high and is motion-activated, stay still for 60 minutes - it switches off. Hence you can wake up to a sauna in your room.
- Low floors (10 or below) can have views of car parks and surrounding buildings (south or east facing rooms).
- Lighting system in the room is 'all or nothing'. There is no indirect lighting. The overly bright nightlight in the bathroom would keep any person (sleeping on the bathroom side of the bed) awake, unless he/she wears a blindfold.
- If you are staying in the club lounge (Club Millesime is $150 extra, unless you have Accor Platinum status), expect tiny pours of wine by the staff (almost wine tasting size). If a beer is poured for you, the stubby isn't even emptied, so you get 3/4 of a glass. Go figure.
Sofitel Wentworth
PROS
- Exceptional service, better trained staff.
- 5 minute walk from Circular Quay (ferry, train, light rail, Opera House, The Rocks)
- 5 minute walk to Botanical Gardens
- 10 minute walk to Pitt Street Mall
- Club Sofitel staff pour a wine or a beer as you would yourself at home. Better range of evening cocktails/canapes.
- Quality of food superior to Sofitel Darling Harbour, in restaurant as well as in the club.
- First 3 levels of rooms facing courtyard have opening doors (Juliet balcony) - a boon for smokers.
CONS
- No spectacular views
- Because it is a 60's hotel, shower over bath in standard rooms (most of hotel rooms).
- Standard rooms are small (under 30 sq metres).
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| N-E view from Club lounge on level 35 (Sofitel Darling Harbour). The vaulted ceiling is spectacular. |
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| The view is dazzling (automatic blinds are activated to shield some of the sun). |
| Club Sofitel at the Wentworth (Level 5) |
| Afternoon tea at the Wentworth (Club Sofitel) |
Labels:
club lounge,
Club Millesime,
Darling Harbour,
hotel review,
Sofitel,
Sydney,
Wentworth
Friday, 20 July 2018
"He" by John Connolly
This is a far cry from Connolly's Charlie Parker novels. It's a fascinating insight into the Golden Age of Hollywood, as well as a recount of the rise and fall of the world's most famous comedy duo, Laurel and Hardy.
In his three room Santa Monica apartment, Stan Laurel looks back at his life - his early music hall days in England, sharing rooms and comedy material with Charlie Chaplin, working for Hal Roach, making silent movies, the transition to talking pictures, Hollywood scandals (Fatty Arbuckle, Charlie Chaplin, Thelma Todd), his disastrous love life (marriages, remarriages, four divorces, mistresses) and his enduring love and respect for Babe (Oliver Hardy).
It is a story of loss - not just lost millions but lost opportunities and the loss of his faithful comedy partner.
At around 450 pages (containing over 200 short chapters), it's a quick read because it is such an engrossing subject.
Labels:
Chaplin,
Hal Roach,
John Connolly,
Oliver Hardy,
review,
Stan Laurel
Saturday, 14 July 2018
"The Disappeared" C. J. Box - Joe Pickett #18 - A great winter-read
"Things almost got Western", remarks game warden, Joe Pickett, early in the book.
And they certainly do. Furnaces, fish-slapping, massive wind turbine projects, snow mobiles, cougars (the human kind), five star ranch resorts are in the mix this time. Nate Romanowski is back with a new form of interrogation (trout-slapping). It beats ripping off ears - used in earlier 'chats' with the local miscreants.
Concluding with a call from former-Governor Rulon, there is bound to be Joe Pickett #19.
Set in the middle of a bleak Wyoming (U.S.'s least populated state) winter, the reader is advised to snuggle up by an open fire with your favourite tipple.
Tuesday, 10 July 2018
The coolest street in Australia - Brunswick St, Melbourne
Brunswick Street, is in the Melbourne suburb of Fitzroy, just north-east of the CBD. It is a street that doesn't try too hard to be cool, it just is.
How to get there on foot:
Just 500 metres from Parliament Station or Parliament House, pass by St Patrick's Cathedral, walk across Victoria Parade and you're at the start of Brunswick Street.
It is a blend of inner city battlers and urban hipsters. Home to an abundance of vegan eateries (one restaurant, Smith & Daughters, call their fare: "Plant-based dining"). There is a huge range of other restaurants, from Ethiopian to Malaysian, from Basque to Mexican.
Public housing towers, welfare agencies, thrift shops mix it with antique shops, Goth clothing stores, exotic bars (e.g. "Naked for Satan") and a bondage/fetish store ("Lucrezia + De Sade"). Window shopping recommended.
Forget Melbourne's Chapel Street in South Yarra, Sydney's Newtown/Surrey Hills or Brisbane's Fortitude Valley.
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| Looking north |
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| Looking south (St Patrick's spire in the distance) |
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| First major intersection after Victoria Parade is fashionable Gertrude Street |
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| Victorian architecture meets street art |
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| A florist is on the ground floor |
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| Victoria Parade, East Melbourne |
Forget Melbourne's Chapel Street in South Yarra, Sydney's Newtown/Surrey Hills or Brisbane's Fortitude Valley.
Labels:
Brunswick Street,
Fitzroy,
Goth,
Lucrezia and De Sade,
Melbourne,
Naked for Satan
Tuesday, 3 July 2018
"Marlborough Man" a thriller by Alan Carter - Kiwi-noir?
The joke title is wasted on millennials but this is a great read. You get two thrillers in one here - Sergeant Nick Chester hiding out from a vicious northern England criminal gang and his hunt for a child killer in the Marlborough Sound area of New Zealand.
Alan Carter (a Western Australian author - though he hails from northern England) might be better known for his Cato Kwong thrillers.
Carter perfectly captures the dry New Zealand wit. There are strong female characters - Vanessa, Nick's sagacious wife and Constable Latifa Rapata his wily, wise-cracking partner. The author seems to have a grasp of some of Maori culture, humour and sensibilities.
The South Island setting is atmospheric and integral to the plot.
Alan Carter (a Western Australian author - though he hails from northern England) might be better known for his Cato Kwong thrillers.
Carter perfectly captures the dry New Zealand wit. There are strong female characters - Vanessa, Nick's sagacious wife and Constable Latifa Rapata his wily, wise-cracking partner. The author seems to have a grasp of some of Maori culture, humour and sensibilities.
The South Island setting is atmospheric and integral to the plot.
Labels:
Alan Carter,
Cato Kwong,
New Zealand,
novel,
review
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